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[25 Jul 2006|08:31am] |
when you try to take a piss in the shower and your drain is going kind of slow so you have this cloud of pee floating around somewhere in your tub.
Not that this happens to me.
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[20 Dec 2005|12:35am] |
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word of the day- sirly. it describes how incredibly sirly today was. very sirly. more than sirly. the definition of sirly. BEYOND the definition of sirly. Sirly to the max, max sirly. I believe mike deserves a sirly promotion.
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[05 Dec 2005|05:37pm] |
drew is my hero for this conversation. anywhere it says "me" it means drew.
playing yahoo pool, having won 4 times in a row on this one dude:
me:Is your name Shamus?
me:Cause you have a lot of shame.
Him: nigga whatever rack it up
Me:This is one of the best convos i've ever had
Him: I bet
(having won again, and he left the table, and i invited him back)
Me: Did you say something?
Me: Cause i couldn't hear over the roaring sound of your shame
Him:you couldn't hear over your lip
Me: my lip isn't THAT big
Me: or can you just not handle it?
Him: I can handel anything so bring it
(Then i beat him again)
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[20 Nov 2005|02:52am] |
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Livejournal is gay for moleman. I wonder if they censor posts.
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[07 May 2005|09:30pm] |
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Stew? I'd say that's more of a thick soup than a name, really.
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[02 May 2005|09:59pm] |
Elaine: Newman plays tennis?
Jerry: He's FANTASTIC.
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[26 Apr 2005|11:20pm] |
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dolomite, the tough black mineral that won't cop out even when there's heat all about!
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[18 Apr 2005|11:52pm] |
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if I had a hole in my throat, I'd put pennies in it.
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[17 Apr 2005|08:03pm] |
Simpsons started great!:
Lisa: (to bart) you're gay for Mole man! (the little old guy in town)
Bart: no you're gay for mole man!
Mole man: nobody's gay for mole man. :(
hahahahahaha
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[14 Apr 2005|08:29pm] |
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it makes me mad when people go to school with a cold. so I am not going to school tomorrow. because I have a cold. I hope you guys don't miss me too much.
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[05 Apr 2005|04:04pm] |
RIP Michael John Silver
March 31, 1987-April 5 2005.
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[04 Apr 2005|08:57pm] |
Commercial: No matter how you like your hotdog or hamburger, you'll like it better on a Sara Lee bun.
Me: What if I like my hotdog or hamburger with no bun.
Wow I completely demolished that commercial
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[29 Mar 2005|10:18pm] |
Dear Berkeley,
Stop being so super gay and not telling everyone if they got into you or not. You're slow. I thought you were supposed to be smart.
Love,
Cook E. Jarr
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[15 Mar 2005|06:59am] |
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Got into UC Davis. yay. 3/3. Waiting for Berk.
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[12 Mar 2005|01:06pm] |
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I have now been accepted into UCLA. two for two! wahoo!
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[09 Mar 2005|06:16pm] |
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I did not, in fact, make two poops yesterday. Thanks for playing "WTF is Eric even talking about?!" !! better luck next time.
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[08 Mar 2005|09:54pm] |
I made two poops today!
Now the challenge for everyone: Am I serious? Leave your answer as a comment.
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[02 Mar 2005|08:14pm] |
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I got into UC Irvine! So far I am 1/1 in college applications. yay.
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[28 Feb 2005|10:15pm] |
I've always dreamt of a life at sea...
I’m the greatest captain of the Queen’s Navy.
And your record will stand as proof.
Be it galley or freighter, I’m an expert navigator.
And you’re also a world-class poof.
My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street
For a sailor who can pirouette on cue.
Well, despite your point of view,
I can thrill a girl or two,
But I’d rather get it on with you.
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| Tornado Warning!!!! |
[21 Feb 2005|02:04pm] |
SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- The National Weather Service in Sacramento has issued a tornado warning for parts of Sacramento, Sutter and Yolo counties, including the city of Woodland.
According to the warning, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado moved through West Sacramento at about 1:45 p.m. Monday. The thunderstorm was moving to the northwest at 20 mph and was expected to be in the Woodland area by about 2:15 p.m.
The tornado warning is in effect until 2:30 p.m.
"Mother Nature's a maaaaaad scientist, Jerry!"
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