Eric

You know what sucks

2006-07-25T15:32:06Z

when you try to take a piss in the shower and your drain is going kind of slow so you have this cloud of pee floating around somewhere in your tub.
Not that this happens to me.

ericisgijew @ 2005-12-20T00:35:00

2005-12-20T08:37:21Z

word of the day- sirly. it describes how incredibly sirly today was. very sirly. more than sirly. the definition of sirly. BEYOND the definition of sirly. Sirly to the max, max sirly. I believe mike deserves a sirly promotion.

ericisgijew @ 2005-12-05T17:37:00

2005-12-06T01:38:21Z

drew is my hero for this conversation. anywhere it says "me" it means drew.

playing yahoo pool, having won 4 times in a row on this one dude:
me:Is your name Shamus?
me:Cause you have a lot of shame.
Him: nigga whatever rack it up
Me:This is one of the best convos i've ever had
Him: I bet
(having won again, and he left the table, and i invited him back)
Me: Did you say something?
Me: Cause i couldn't hear over the roaring sound of your shame
Him:you couldn't hear over your lip
Me: my lip isn't THAT big
Me: or can you just not handle it?
Him: I can handel anything so bring it
(Then i beat him again)

ericisgijew @ 2005-11-20T02:52:00

2005-11-20T10:52:56Z

Livejournal is gay for moleman. I wonder if they censor posts.

ericisgijew @ 2005-05-07T21:30:00

2005-05-08T04:30:53Z

Stew? I'd say that's more of a thick soup than a name, really.

ericisgijew @ 2005-05-02T21:59:00

2005-05-03T05:01:59Z

Elaine: Newman plays tennis?
Jerry: He's FANTASTIC.

ericisgijew @ 2005-04-26T23:20:00

2005-04-27T06:21:43Z

dolomite, the tough black mineral that won't cop out even when there's heat all about!

ericisgijew @ 2005-04-18T23:52:00

2005-04-19T06:52:23Z

if I had a hole in my throat, I'd put pennies in it.

ericisgijew @ 2005-04-17T20:03:00

2005-04-18T03:04:05Z

Simpsons started great!:
Lisa: (to bart) you're gay for Mole man! (the little old guy in town)
Bart: no you're gay for mole man!
Mole man: nobody's gay for mole man. :(

hahahahahaha

ericisgijew @ 2005-04-14T20:29:00

2005-04-15T03:30:26Z

it makes me mad when people go to school with a cold. so I am not going to school tomorrow. because I have a cold. I hope you guys don't miss me too much.

ericisgijew @ 2005-04-05T16:04:00

2005-04-05T23:04:25Z

RIP Michael John Silver
March 31, 1987-April 5 2005.

ericisgijew @ 2005-04-04T20:57:00

2005-04-05T03:58:02Z

Commercial: No matter how you like your hotdog or hamburger, you'll like it better on a Sara Lee bun.
Me: What if I like my hotdog or hamburger with no bun.

Wow I completely demolished that commercial

ericisgijew @ 2005-03-29T22:18:00

2005-03-30T06:19:01Z

Dear Berkeley,
Stop being so super gay and not telling everyone if they got into you or not. You're slow. I thought you were supposed to be smart.

Love,
Cook E. Jarr

ericisgijew @ 2005-03-15T06:59:00

2005-03-15T14:59:42Z

Got into UC Davis. yay. 3/3. Waiting for Berk.

ericisgijew @ 2005-03-12T13:06:00

2005-03-12T21:06:20Z

I have now been accepted into UCLA. two for two! wahoo!

ericisgijew @ 2005-03-09T18:16:00

2005-03-10T02:16:28Z

I did not, in fact, make two poops yesterday. Thanks for playing "WTF is Eric even talking about?!" !! better luck next time.

ericisgijew @ 2005-03-08T21:54:00

2005-03-09T05:55:05Z

I made two poops today!

Now the challenge for everyone: Am I serious? Leave your answer as a comment.

ericisgijew @ 2005-03-02T20:14:00

2005-03-03T04:14:13Z

I got into UC Irvine! So far I am 1/1 in college applications. yay.

ericisgijew @ 2005-02-28T22:15:00

2005-03-01T06:15:08Z

I've always dreamt of a life at sea...

I’m the greatest captain of the Queen’s Navy.
And your record will stand as proof.
Be it galley or freighter, I’m an expert navigator.
And you’re also a world-class poof.
My manner, quite effete, is mistaken on the street
For a sailor who can pirouette on cue.
Well, despite your point of view,
I can thrill a girl or two,
But I’d rather get it on with you.

Tornado Warning!!!!

2005-02-21T22:04:32Z

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- The National Weather Service in Sacramento has issued a tornado warning for parts of Sacramento, Sutter and Yolo counties, including the city of Woodland.

According to the warning, a severe thunderstorm capable of producing a tornado moved through West Sacramento at about 1:45 p.m. Monday. The thunderstorm was moving to the northwest at 20 mph and was expected to be in the Woodland area by about 2:15 p.m.

The tornado warning is in effect until 2:30 p.m.

"Mother Nature's a maaaaaad scientist, Jerry!"

ericisgijew @ 2005-02-16T21:42:00

2005-02-17T05:42:48Z

One of the best Seinfeld episodes, the man fur.

Jerry: I can't believe we're going dancing.
Girlfriend: What, you don't go often?
Jerry: No, because it's so stupid.

Oh Jerry, what a guy.

ericisgijew @ 2005-01-16T23:41:00

2005-01-17T07:43:20Z

adding my own verse to the Diarrhea Song:
when you're rolling down a hill and your pants begin to fill,
DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!

ericisgijew @ 2004-12-10T22:29:00

2004-12-11T06:29:27Z

seinfeld dvd's. Gold Jerry, gold!

ericisgijew @ 2004-12-08T20:34:00

2004-12-09T04:34:45Z

happy hanukkah.
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ericisgijew @ 2004-11-03T19:42:00

2004-11-04T03:42:44Z

copped from Zach's away message:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.